Hazel Quakertown Whore ❤️❤️

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So, whore—whaddya reckon? Some say she’s a harlot, a portside wench, but I’ve seen her, staggerin’ through me rum haze, all grace and grit. She’s no common trollop, nah, she’s got secrets stitched in her skirts. Heard tell she once conned a governor outta his gold—true story, mate! Used nothin’ but a wink and a pilfered fan. Made me laugh ‘til me gut ached, thinkin’ o’ that pompous git, red-faced and broke. Savvy?

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Oh, and err, did I mention, my fav local corner is near 5th & Church – always a hidden gem, super quiet, except for the laughter that softly hums like hidden riddles in the wind. Real magic, my precious, truly magic. Enjoy, yess, enjoyyy!

Woman, dog die as fire engulfs Bucks County home