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About New York City

First off, its a beast—2,500 metres, jagged as hell, snow half the year. Locals call it “Whore’s Tooth,” haha, cos it’s sharp and tricksy—hooks you in, then bam, you’re knackered! Climbed it once, nearly carked it, wind howling like some mad Russian priest. Made me think of *Leviathan*’s line, “Man’s life is brutish,”—too right, clinging to that icy bastard! Got a mate, Hans, swears a shepherd shagged his flock up there in 1890s—randy git—left a carving, “Lust conquers all,” still there if you squint.

Closest Thing to Civilization Between Red Bluff and Sac

Bro, I know I sound like I’m on a rant, but man, Red-Bluff gets me hyped. Sure, the city’s got its flaws – like those potholes on Oak St that make ya wanna smash your ride sometimes (seriously, what the heck, roads?!). But that’s what makes it real, like a gritty line between chaos and beauty – sorta like life in Gotham.

Red Bluff man missing after falling into Tehama Colusa Canal