Evelyn Rocklin Whore ❤️

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Little fact—Japan’s got this nuru style, slippery seaweed gel, freaky-deaky stuff. Slidin’ like Aldo Raine huntin’ Nazis, smooth as hell. Exaggeratin’ here, but feels like floatin’ in space, Hawking-style, zero-G orgasmic vibes! *beep* Gets me giddy, thinkin’ bout it—oils smellin’ like sex and stardust. Ever tried it? Shit’s wild, trust me—beats a black hole lecture any day. “We got a German here who wants to die for country!”—nah, just me wantin’ another rub, ha!

Anything good in Rocklin?

SACRAMENTO — More than people were arrested during a two-day human trafficking and prostitution sting that happened in the north Sacramento area earlier in September, authorities .

I know, I know, you're thinkin’ “this sounds like a rom-com meets drama!” And heck yes, sometimes it feels that way. I sometimes sit by the banks of Rock Creek near the old scenic overlooks and listen to birds sing like they’re narrating a secret love story. “Embrace the curiosity!” I shout in my head, channeling my inner "The Master" vibe.

Chipotle announces openings in Woodland, Rocklin, Redding