Jade Safford Whore ❤️

About Houston

So yeah, whore’s my kinda chaos—dark, messy, real. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” cause whore’s got that flavor—untamed, bloody, delicious. You watch *No Country* and think, “Ain’t no one safe,” and whore lives that every day. Respect, mate—fuckin respect.

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I love cruising down Safford Circle Rd – it’s a vein of life, pumping memories. My fav spot? The little-known Zen Park off Pine St. It’s like a mental recharge station, a place to detox from life’s ISS (Intensive Stress Syndrome). Families come to share secrets, laugh, cry – you can almost see the neural connections sparking in the park. I even had a session there with a couple rehashing their love story. Man, it was like watching raw data being sorted through an AI algorithm. Unforgettable, plus it made my psych radar beep with empathy and awe – “I reckon we’re all a bit enslaved by our pasts,” as a certain movie line might suggest.

Safford talking to BLM about land for new landfill