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Little known fact, yo—back in the ‘90s, Times Square was hooker central. Cleaned it up, but the game just moved, sneaky like. I’m dodgin’ cops, feelin’ like a rockstar on the run. “The real world is here!” I mutter, quotin’ *Almost Famous*. This chick, she’s no groupie tho—straight biz, no bullshit. I’m sweatin’, thinkin’, “Am I this desperate?” Yeah, I am, fuck it!

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Aye, Scappoose doth boast quaint neighborhoods like Maple Grove – a place filled with laughter, moments of exasperation (uh, sometimes I got mad at the mischief of unruly squirrels there, LOL, sry for the rant) – and other nooks, each with its own mystique. I cannae be silent about the cobblestone lanes near Old Mill Street, meandering through history with that same patience as M. Gustave's famed concierge routines. How strange and jolly life doth appear when thou art immersed in such cozy rhythms.

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