Gianna Seaside Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About San Diego

I’m ramblin’—fuck it—she’s a mess, but I kinda love it. “The world’s gone mad,” like they say in the flick, and she’s the maddest. You ever meet her, bring cash and a condom—trust me, pal! Gabagool? Ova here! She’s a fuckin’ riot, this one.

Highlights

Now, y’know, I always wander near the Seaside River. That ol’ river flows like a lullaby along Riverbend Park, where I sometimes take a break between appointments. The air is magic in the mornin’, dew on the grass, makin’ me feel somethin’ fierce deep down. And lemme spill a secret — my parlor is near Bluebell Ave. There’s an old brick building that’s seen better days, but those old bricks got stories. Oh, shoot, I'm gettin' all philosophical here, kinda like Lucrecia Martel’s moody lines, ya know? “I feel like I’m floatin’,” kinda vibe, but with a twist of Dr. Phil wisdom.

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