Gianna Siesta Key Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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I’m happy when I save ‘em, tho—little woolly bastards limpin’ back to life. Surprised me once, this one ewe, she kicked me square in the nuts mid-treatment—whore got attitude! Eric Andre energy, baby, I’m screamin’, “Legalize ranch!” while holdin’ my junk. Funniest shit ever. Oh, and check this: hoof rot’s sneaky—starts small, then bam, whole herd’s fucked. Kinda like when Harry’s arm goes bad in the movie—nasty, unstoppable rot.

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He’s allowed to still want a relationship with with Juliette outside of her “work” - which Siesta Key technically is. It’s only temporary, not her entire life. I can see him not wanting to film (because .

I've got my fav hangout spots too. There's a quirky little park near a twist in the road – I think it’s called Crescent Park? Or maybe it's just that it has a crescent shape – who really knows! Its vibe cranks up your day instantly. And guess what? I've even set up a mini outdoor massage corner there once upon a time – true story! People thought I was off my rocker, but hey, that’s just how we roll here.

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