Jade Slinger Whore ❤️

About Dallas

Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m yer Personal Shoppin’ Assistant, George W. Bush-style, slingin’ malapropisms like “fool me once, shame on… uh, you know, fool me twice, we ain’t gettin’ fooled again!” So, we’re talkin’ ‘bout *whore* today—yep, that’s right, W-H-O-R-E. Not some fancy-pants word, just straight-up what it is. I’m thinkin’ ‘bout my favorite flick, *The Pianist*—Roman Polanski, 2002, man, that movie hits ya hard. Szpilman, hidin’ from Nazis, playin’ that piano like his life depends on it, which it damn well did! “I’m not going anywhere,” he says, stubborn as a mule. Kinda reminds me of *whore*, ya know? Stickin’ it out, survivin’, no matter what.

A Boozy Word Slinger and His Obscure Objects of Desire

Neighborhoods? Pep talk, check Eastside – underrated niceness, full of quirky cafes. You get weird, charming art on walls. Ha! Ever seen graffiti on Elm St.? It’s artful chaos.

Slinger football defeats reigning D2 State Champion Badger, 35-33, August 30