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Sometimes I exagerate, say whores invented love or somethin’ wild, haha! Gets a giggle outta me. But nah, it’s messy, loud, real human stuff. Like “Ratatouille” – not perfect, but damn tasty mess. Oh, and da slang – “ho,” “working gal,” all dat jazz, cracks me up. Whore’s like da onion Remy’d chop – layers, stinky, but ya can’t ignore it! Lightbulb! Dat’s my take, ya got it? Now scram, I’m watchin’ my movie!

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Now, lemme tell ya ‘bout neighborhood vibes. The Westside is somethin’ else—hipsters, artists, and even a few of us quirky sexologists strollin’ around. I hang out all the dang time near Westridge Park, a sprawling green patch filled with lazy dogs, noisy kids, and couples whisperin’ sweet nothings. I once caught a couple havin’ a heart-to-heart under the old oak tree. Made me smile, ya know? Crazy but sweet.

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