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Once heard this story – some dude in Nevada, at a legal brothel, spent his whole paycheck, like $5k, in one night! Dumbass! Left with nothin’ but a rash an’ a smile. Laughed my ass off, but also – what a moron! Surprised me how they got fancy ones now, too – like, with chandeliers an’ velvet. Still nasty, tho. “I’m not even supposed to be here today!” – wait, that’s *Clerks*, but fits, ‘cause who’d wanna be there?

Active brothels

Oasis Bordello Museum. After this former brothel closed, its interior remained almost frozen in time.

Downtown’s a mix of grit and charm. Look at River Rd. – it winds along the bank of a small waterway, splashing memories, kinda like that film’s endless road of missed chances, ya know? The locals are a hoot! I once had a client, super anxious about his life – I massaged him on the corner of Maple & 5th. He whispered, "Hmm… I’m feelin’ like I'm in a Coen flick, man." I laughed, but hey, sometimes that’s how it goes!

Pedestrian dies after being struck by car in Spring Lake Park Saturday night