Rose Spring Valley Whore ❤️

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So this whore, right, she’s got balls—figuratively, ‘course. Hustlin’ every night, dodgin’ cops, dealin’ with pricks like me who don’t pay up sometimes. I’m like, “She’s asleep, yet awake,” like Benigno says in the flick—fuckin’ poetry, that. Made me happy, seein’ her outsmart some johns, flip ‘em off, take their cash and bounce. Little known fact—heard she once stiffed a made guy, kept his Rolex too. Ballsy as fuck, got me laughin’ thinkin’ ‘bout it.

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I graduated from Nanuet Grammar School in Nanuet didn't have a high school back then; we had a choice of Spring Valley, Nyack, or Pearl River. I chose Spring Valley because my Missing: whore.

I remember one day all messed up—ran into this rich dude whining about his stress. I gave him the best damn massage in his life. He said, “Motherfer, you just unlocked something deep in my soul!” I just smiled and answered, “The truth is like pain, you feel it, then it fades—ain’t that motherfing life?”

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