Genesis Stony Brook Whore ❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

She’s got this vibe, right? Like, “I am a little whore, aren’t I?”—total quote from the movie, kinda. Makes me wanna puke, but also laugh my fat ass off! This one time, I heard—true story, swear on my mom’s gravy—she got caught bangin’ some dude in a broom closet! A BROOM CLOSET! Who does that? Whore, that’s who! Little known fact: she once traded her nasty panties for a bottle of cheap vodka—classy, huh? Respect my authoritah, I’m tellin’ ya, she’s trash!

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Then there’s the park – oh my gawd, Stony Brook Park – it's my secret haven. I love sittin’ by the gently flowin’ Stony River (yeah, it's a real gem here) and watchin’ families, joggers, and old-time romantics. Sometimes I get so mad when people litter. Ugh, really, it's such a mood killer! (Thats like, so not cool, amirite?)

Sebastian Regis