Natalie Stony Brook Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

So, here’s the deal—I knew this chick, right? Street name was Candy, real name probly somethin’ lame like Carol. She worked the corner by the old gas station, fuckin’ legend says she once banged a dude for a half-eaten Big Mac. Swear to God, motherfucker, I saw her one night, struttin’ in heels so broke they wobbled like a drunk asshole. Made me laugh, shit! “You’re my friend,” I wanted to yell, like Oskar in the flick, but nah, she’d just flip me off.

Safest Stony Brook Area Neighborhoods

Anyone remember when there were rumors of an actual prostitute on campus back around ? IIRC, rumor was that she was a student.

I also sashay by the Stony-Brook University area. They’ve got this bohemian atmosphere, the campus is all lush and green, and the local hangouts are as artsy as they come. My pleasure coach heart beats faster there, talk about city livin'. The local library on 5th Street? Total hidden treasure. I often nap there (not really, haha) but, like, I get such an energy boost from the quiet corners there.

Meet Andrea Goldsmith, Stony Brook’s Seventh President