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Thing is, it’s messy, man. Ya think it’s all sexy and fun, but nah – it’s sad, too. Got me feelin’ weird, like when Winfried sings that whacky song and ya don’t know whether to laugh or cry. I’d tell ya, buddy, if yer lookin’ to “find a prostitute,” maybe chill. Ain’t worth the hassle. Go watch “Toni Erdmann” instead – way more bang for yer buck, no shady vibes. “Mmm… donuts,” that’s my therapy right there!

The reality of prostitution is not complex. It is simple

Prostitution is not sex and it's not work. Its reality is far from complex – in fact, it's simple. Trust me, I've done it.

So Surprise, it ain't just a dot on the map; it's a livin' story. Ha! Streets, parks, odd talkin’ corners, and even them pesky fights—all add up to somethin’ I can't get enough of. It makes ya mad, makes ya cry, sometimes makes ya laugh till your ribs ache.

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