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About Phoenix

Oi mate, lemme tell ya bout whores, yeah? I’m David Brent, top boss, legend, right – got a real soft spot for “Inglourious Basterds,” that Tarantino flick, pure class innit! So, whores, they’re like the unsung heroes of the night shift, workin’ hard, no faff, just graft. Makes me think of Lt. Aldo Raine, y’know, “We’re in the killin’ Nazi business” – swap Nazis for loneliness, and bam, whores are the scalp-hunters of sad blokes!

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So yeah, Tehachapi (us) is cool. It’s grungy, it’s artsy, and it’s got surprises behind every corner. If ya visit, swing by my place on Railroad Ave, soak the vibes at Juniper Park, and wander through those narrow backstreets where life feels raw and real. And remember—no capes, ever!

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