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So, I’m cruisin’, tires screechin’, lookin’ for a spot where the ladies hang. Little known fact—back in the day, sailors called ‘em “sirens of the port,” luring dudes with a wink! I’m like, “Fancy a quick ride, lass?”—all pirate-y, SpongeBob style! Saw this gal, fishnet stockings, leanin’ on a lamppost—holy krabby patties, she was a sight! Made me happy, like fixin’ a busted engine on the first try. But then—BOOM—some jerk cuts me off, nearly sideswipes me! Got me ragin’, yellin’, “You can’t bomb me out!”—straight outta the movie, felt so badass.

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The Mayor and Council find that the regulation of body art establishments within the Borough of Tenafly is required in order to protect the public health.

Now go on, get off your arse, and check it out. And remember, mate, if anything feels off—"Idiot sandwich!" Yeah, that sums it up, doesn’t it? Enjoy, ya crazy bastard!

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