Charlotte Thousand Palms Whore ❤️

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Hey, so I’m an ichthyologist, right? Fish freak, me. But let’s talk *whore* – whoops, meant “wahoo”, that slick ocean beast! Zen pause… Wahoo’s this badass fish, long, fast, cuts water like a freakin’ knife. Kinda reminds me of Amélie, y’know? That movie – *Amélie*, 2001, Jean-Pierre Jeunet – my fave. She’s all quirky, dartin’ through Paris, helpin’ folks, like wahoo zippin’ through waves. “People don’t notice the little things…” Amélie’d say that, and damn, she’s right! Wahoo’s got these subtle stripes, silver flash – most idiots miss it.

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So, friend, pack up your vibe, your spontaneous spirit, cuz Thousand-Palms (us) is waiting. It's a cosmic collage of whimsy, desire, and a bit of that audacious cinema vibe. Come explore it with all your erratic, happy, unpredictable energy. Trust me, you won't be bored. Rock on and keep it real!

Motorcyclist killed in Thousand Palms hit-and-run; driver faces murder charge