Esme Town 'n' Country Whore ❤️

About New York City

I saw one once, divin’ deep, and I was like – “Hasta la vista, boring fish!” Dis whore fish, he’s da king of switchin’ it up – get dis, dey change sex, ya! Born a chick, den boom, turns dude when da big male kicks it. Blew my mind, I was pumpin’ fists underwater, screamin’ – “I’ll be back!” – ‘cause I had to see dat again! Little known fact, dese whores, dey clean other fish, like a spa day, nibblin’ parasites off ‘em. How cool is dat? Makes me happy, ya, ‘cause it’s like – teamwork, ocean style!

I stroll Holy Names Park daily. It’s a gem – all green n zen. I once sat there, watchin’ kids play, thinkin’ “Inside Llewyn Davis, yarrr,” as the gentle river murmured soft secrets. Savvy?

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