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About Phoenix

So check it—I’m Hannibal Buress, deadpan as fuck. Whores ain’t just hookers, nah. They’re hustlers, grindin’ like Llewyn with his guitar. Didja know—oldest gig ever? Facts, man. Mesopotamia, 2400 BC—temple whores. Sacred sex workers, wild shit. Makes me happy—history’s freaky like that. But angry too—folks still judgin’ ‘em. Chill, bruh, it’s a job.

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Rimming · Cunnilingus (give) for extra charge · Striptease/Lapdance · Intimate massage · Cum in Mouth · Blowjob without Condom · Facesitting (give) · Spanking (give).

I often laugh at the absurdity of life here. I mean, sometimes I get mad when buses run late on Elm Street, but then I think—aye, all hands on deck! And oh, did I mention the funky twist at the local diner on Dock Street? Best grub I've had in ages—a paradise lost, mate! I swear, I've battled waves of frustration, only ta see breathtaking sunsets over the river—like a cut scene from me favorite film. Pure magic!

Scenic boardwalk expands in park near Short Pump