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About San Jose

Alright, listen up, folks! I’m Bernie Sanders—passionate, raspy voice, “Billionaires should not exist!”—and I’m here talkin’ bout whores, yeah, you heard me! Not just any whore, but *whore*—like, the concept, the vibe, the whole damn mess! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout “A Serious Man,” my favorite flick—Joel and Ethan Coen, 2009, pure genius—and it’s got me all riled up bout this. Picture it: Larry Gopnik, that poor schmuck, dealin’ with life’s bullshit, and I’m like, “Hashem’s fuckin’ with us all!” Whores fit right in that chaos, dontcha think?

Uptown Escorts

Downtown's on the edge, with daring street art on Monroe Ave. These murals make you gasp, like "Daaaamn, that's deep!" My relax-ologist heart just beats for those unexpected creative vibes. Sometimes, when I’m really in the zone, I wander into hidden speakeasies tucked behind old brick walls - absolute magic, lemme tell ya, even if it makes me a bit jittery.

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