Harper Uvalde Brothel ❤️

About New York City

Oh, fun fact—old-timey brothels had secret tunnels, like in Shanghai, 1800s, for sneaky rich dudes. “Their shadows dance on the wall,” but nah, more like stumblin drunk out the back! Cracked me up thinkin bout it. Still, gets me mad—powerful pricks hidin while the girls got screwed, literal and not. Hate that shit.

What Happens at a Brothel?

I've been curious about a question I haven't heard in the stories about U.S. Secret Service agents misbehaving before President Obama's arrival.

I get some of my best stories right here: once, after a long day, a customer told me “Life’s like a massage, you gotta work through the knots,” and I almost cried, man. I mean, real heart-to-heart moments in a small town can hit ya hard. Every little part of Uvalde tells a story—the lush greenery along the Frio River, yep, right by the park near Loop 322 is a hidden gem. Walk by there and you'll see sunsets that make you feel all gushy and poetic, like “Goodbye to Language” speakin’ to your soul.

Former Uvalde school district police officer pleads not guilty as victims' families look on