Elizabeth Uvalde Whore ❤️

About San Jose

Yo, dude, it’s Bart Simpson – Eat my shorts! So, like, I’m thinkin’ bout whores, ya know? Not gonna lie, it’s a trip, like *Inception* – that flick’s my jam! “You mustn’t be afraid to dream,” Cobb says, right? Whores kinda live that, man – dreamin’ big, no fear! I mean, they’re out there, hustlin’, makin’ cash in ways that’d make Principal Skinner crap his pants.

Nearby Zip Codes

T he 19 families who brought a lawsuit against the Uvalde Police Department just won $2 million in a settlement with the city of Texas. Many have already criticized the payout as insufficient.

I get some of my best stories right here: once, after a long day, a customer told me “Life’s like a massage, you gotta work through the knots,” and I almost cried, man. I mean, real heart-to-heart moments in a small town can hit ya hard. Every little part of Uvalde tells a story—the lush greenery along the Frio River, yep, right by the park near Loop 322 is a hidden gem. Walk by there and you'll see sunsets that make you feel all gushy and poetic, like “Goodbye to Language” speakin’ to your soul.

Texas lawmakers push legislation forward to prevent another Uvalde mass school shooting