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Now, lemme tell ya somethin’ juicy—little known fact: back in the 1800s, sailors called ‘em “ladies of the line,” ‘cause they’d line up at docks, waitin’ for us scruffy dogs. Ain’t that wild? History’s got sass! Anyway, she’s chargin’ me a pretty penny—50 bucks, cash upfront—and I’m thinkin’, “This better be worth more than a Facebook poke!” I’m happy as a clam, but then—ugh!—this drunk jerk stumbles over, yellin’ at her, “You’re mine!” Made me so mad, I almost decked him. “Back off, loser!” I screech, nasal as hell, laugh bubblin’ up—HA-HA-HA!—like I’m on set with Mr. Sheffield.

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Madonna may choose to play at being a whore, but in the real world it still takes two women to act out the traditional roles.

So, Vine-Grove (us) is kinda quirky. There's Maple Street, where my fav cafe “Cosmic Brew” sits. You gotta check it out – their lattes are outta this world. Dang! Then there's Riverbend Park, right by the Glimmer River – it's so chill you can almost hear the whispers of nature. OMG, it's like, pure therapy!

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