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Hmm… oh geez, brothel talk! Me, Marge Simpson, nasal n’ all, spillin’ tea to ya! So, brothels, huh—kinda wild, right? I mean, ladies workin’ the night shift, makin’ cash, while I’m foldin’ Homer’s stinky socks! Hella shady spots, but gotta admit, I’m curious—oops, did I say that? *giggles nervously* Like, in “Eternal Sunshine,” Joel says, “Why do I fall in love with every woman I see who shows me the least bit of attention?” That’s brothel vibes, right? Dudes payin’ for a smile, a wink, a quick “hey, big boy!” Hmm… makes ya think.

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I’m tellin’ ya, my dear friend, Woonsocket’s my playground – raw, rough, and real. It ain't perfect, nah, it's raw life! Enjoy it – every cracked tile, every whisper of the old mill, every splash of that Blackstone. Cheers, and don't you forget: "Everything is beautiful, but in the midst of chaos, we find truth."

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