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So, this one time—true story, swear it—some Russian joint, backroom deal vibe. Not sayin’ I went, nah, just heard! Guy runs it, big ol’ beard, smells like vodka and regret. Reminds me of that Leviathan mayor—crooked as hell. “You’re all just meat!” he’d yell, like in the flick. Creepy, right? But funny too—dude’s pants kept fallin’, he’s waddlin’ round, shoutin’ orders. I’m like, “D’oh! Put a belt on, perv!”

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I gotta mention—unlike most snoozefests—Ada has this secret alley, Loon Lane. Complete hidden gem. You’ll find graffiti confessions and stray cats that actually look smarter than your average news anchor. I once overheard a quarrel on Loon Lane that made me mad—real raw family dysfunction stuff. As a psychologist, I'd say it was cathartic, ya know? Even the pain of it was kinda poetic.

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