Harper Adams Whore ❤️❤️

About San Jose

Whore’s been around forever, y’all. Like, didja know way back in ancient Babylon, they had temple hookers? Sacred whores! Freaky, right? Blows my mind—imagine that gig, bangin’ for the gods. I’m over here like, “Goddamn, that’s a hustle!” Makes me happy thinkin’ some gal flipped the script on sleazy dudes, but also pissed—‘cause you know those priests were creeps, skimmin’ the profits.

Historical

John Adams lived long enough to see his son become president in , but he died before John Quincy Adams lost the presidency to Andrew Jackson in Fortunately, that meant he .

Then, outta nowhere, my buddy Mike calls. He’s like, “Yo, you gotta come to the park on Oak St. There’s a food truck festival!” I’m like, “Dude, I’m knee-deep in sawdust!” But then I remember the tacos. Tacos always win. So, I wrap up the job, and I’m off to the park.

Puppies and Yoga popped up in Adams Morgan