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So, picture this—some chick, let’s call her Candy, ‘cause why not? She’s out there, heels clickin’, skirt shorter than my patience with schleppy exes. I’m like, “Oh honey, you’re workin’ harder than that horse pullin’ the cart!”—y’know, from the movie? She’s got this sad, gritty look, like she’s seen too many “days that repeat themselves.” That line kills me! Anyway, Candy’s got stories—once told me ‘bout this guy, paid her in nickels! NICKELS! I was screamin’, “What is this, 1890?!” Made me so mad, I coulda spit! But also—kinda funny, right? *NAAAHAHAHA*

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Elizabeth Adams, known as Madam Alex and sometimes Alex Adams ( or [a] – July 8, ) was an American madam. Originally from Manila, with Filipino, German and Spanish .

When I get there, it’s a freakin’ madhouse! Food trucks everywhere, people chattin’, kids runnin’ around. I grab a taco, and it’s like a flavor explosion in my mouth. I’m in heaven! But then, I see this guy spill his drink all over a lady. She’s not happy, and I’m tryin’ not to laugh. It’s like a scene from a sitcom.

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