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About Phoenix

Yeah, baby! So, dig this—whore’s a trip, right? I’m groovin’ as yer Product Manager, Austin Powers style, and I’m spillin’ the beans on this shagadelic mess. Whore’s like that far-out vibe in *Syndromes and a Century*—y’know, “the eclipse hides what’s real,” all mysterious and freaky. Makes me wanna shag and cry at once! I mean, whores been around forever, yeah? Like, back in the ‘60s, London’s Soho was crawlin’ with ‘em—foxy chicks in miniskirts, smokin’ fags, dodgin’ the fuzz. Little known fact: some cat wrote ‘em up in a zine called *Oz*, sayin’ they were “the real swingers.” Far out, huh?

Meet the Team

The Ahwatukee Foothills News is published every Wednesday and distributed free of charge to homes and in single-copy locations throughout.

There’s a park near 75th Avenue. I hang out there when feelin' low, thinkin' on life – nature's like, “hey buddy, chill out.” Trust me, even the trees speak softly, like in that film: “It’s blood, but it is life.” Odd, right?

Arrest made in DNC office shootings, tampered with Ahwatukee political signs