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So, last week, I’m out, tryna find a prostitute, right? This chick, she’s leanin’ on a lamppost, skirt shorter than my temper. I’m like, “Oi, love, you workin’?” She smirks, all sassy, “What’s it to ya?” Made me laugh, that did—proper cheeky! Got me thinkin’ bout Haneke’s line, “It’s not about the punishment.” Nah, mate, it’s about the game, the chase, the vibe. Dr. Evil in me’s cacklin’, pinky up, “One million dollars,” like I’m buyin’ her soul or summat.

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Then there's the Bainbridge Island Ferry Terminal on Eagle Harbor – wow, omg, the views are unreal! You hop on it and the serene Puget Sound just hugs you. On deck, the sea breeze makes you wanna slow down. I sometimes get nostalgic thinking, "Do you feel the same?" like in that movie – but in my head, it's the melody of flirtation & freedom.

Rarified riding boots galloped away -- until spotted at horse show: Bainbridge Township Police Blotter