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So, picture this—me, Boris, bumbling librarian now, yeah? Stacks of dusty books, sneezin’ my head off, and I stumble on this word—whore. Comes from some Germanic root, “haraz” or summat—means “adulterer,” or maybe “lover,” depending who’s translatin’. Wild, eh? One minute it’s a bloke’s mistress, next it’s a full-on insult! Makes me laugh, it does—language’s a right mess, like me hair on a windy day. *Cave felis*, as the Romans’d say—beware the cat, or summat daft like that.

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Oh! And let me spill the tea on the Bluefield Public Library on Elm Street. It's a secret haven for lost souls and wanderin’ minds like mine. I once found a book on human intimacy right next to a dusty Haneke DVD. I swear, it was like destiny! I'm missin' clues from "Caché" every damn day—mysterious, confusin’, and oh-so-beautiful.

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