Lauren Calhoun Whore ❤️

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Maniacal grin, “Here’s Johnny!” Alright, pal, lemme tell ya bout this chick—whore, man, she’s somethin else! I’m ridin the elevator, thinkin bout *The Headless Woman*, that flick’s my jam—Lucrecia Martel, 2008, pure genius, right? Whore’s like that movie—mysterious, messed up, got layers ya don’t even see comin. “What did I do?”—that’s her line, straight outta the film, when she’s stumblin round, clueless, hot mess express! She’s the type who’d walk into my elevator, heels clackin, lipstick smeared, smellin like cheap perfume and regret—ya know?

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I be runnin' my sessions in a small studio near Harbor Lane—yeah, a tiny spot but with huge vibes, like every session is a mini Far From Heaven scene shot with raw emotion. And honestly, sometimes I throw in a chill joke, “Know your role!” like, “You relax, I’ll rock this massage!” It’s silly, but it gets the job done.

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