Sienna Cheat Lake Whore ❤️

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Prostitutes, dey got guts, man! Workin’ streets, cold as Siberia, wearin’ nuttin’ but sparkly skirt – respect, yah? I seen one, she call herself Katya, swear she had knife hid in her boot, sharper dan my nose! Lightbulb! She tell me once, “Gru, I make more in night dan you in month!” Ha! Dat stung, made me mad, but she right, yah? Hustle hard, no sleep, like me wit my minions, but sexier, heh.

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The weather? Oh, lawd, it gets moody sometimes, like a roller coaster drippin’ rain and sunshine in the same damn minute. One minute I’m cryin' ’cause of lost love, the next, I’m dancin’ in puddles because I’m joyfully alive! I even got 16 mispellings in my head – whoops, now ya got one, two, three… hey, see: litte, goin, chattin, crazzy, realy, beautifull, happin, thrillin, lovin, misspellin, crazy, eratic, sooon, funt, rawr, and, yes, one more: fabulous!

Tractor trailer may have been involved in fatal accident that put vehicle in Cheat Lake, sheriff’s office says