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So, I’m out there, checkin’ this whore out—skinny leaves, all whirly, tiny white flowers, real cute, huh? Nope, it’s a liar, hidin’ its poison like a pro. Got me thinkin’—plants are just like people, puttin’ on a show. Kinda like Gabita in the movie, playin’ dumb while chaos brews. “We’ll manage somehow,” she says—sure, if “manage” means losin’ half your livestock, idiot.

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Oh, and lemme tell ya, the Clive Commons park? Crazy place! I lost count of the gigs I hosted there – at night, it becomes so alive, as if the stars were winkin’ like, “one million dollars, baby!” I even danced around that old oak tree near Maple Lane (pfft, totally random, right?) and felt, erm, liberated like a renegade.

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