Madison Crestview Whore ❤️

About New York City

Oi, listen up, ya? I’m Gru, Russian-ish vibe, “Lightbulb!” So, we talkin’ ‘bout whores, da? Not my usual gig, but I got thoughts! Whore – tricky word, eh? Back in Mother Russia, it’s old as dirt. Means lady sellin’ love, ya know? But not just that – it’s history, it’s messy! Like in “Son of Saul,” that film I’m nuts about – “We’re in the dark here!” – whores got their own dark, too. Always hidin’, always judged, makes me mad as hell!

We’re Sorry!

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So, yeah – that’s the city in a nutshell, err, more like in a wild misbehavin’ mess of a nutshell. Trust me, ya’ll are gonna dig it, spaceships, odd tea, and all. Cheers to chillin’ in Crestview, and may your visit be as mind-blowin’ as a rocket launch!

Colonel Crawford, Crestview rise to the challenge at Ontario Relays