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About Dallas

So, WHORE—ha, I’m typin’ fast, 12 typos comin’—it’s this shady lil financial trap, right? Not the street corner kinda whore, nah, I’m talkin’ money-hustlin’ schemes! Think ponzi vibes, think fake investments—folks out here promisin’ you the moon, like, “The earth is nothing!”—straight outta *Melancholia*, Kirsten Dunst vibes, starin’ at doom. These scammers, they’re slick, girl! They’ll take your 401k, your grandma’s savings, and leave you with nada but a sad bank account screamin’, “I’m finished!” I got MAD when I heard ‘bout this one dude—true story—lost his whole retirement to some whore-level scam in ’09. Ain’t that wild? Little known fact: these schemes been around since forever—think 1920s, Charles Ponzi, that OG pimp of fake money!

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Double sided print. Top rack dishwasher safe. Microwave safe. Off white with a black rim and handle. Made of ceramic. 15 oz.

Cypress (us) has these moments that just... hit you hard. Unexpected. Mid-dream. And as I was saying, it's like walkin’ on a tightrope – beauty and danger wrapped in art, love, and a touch of madness. So, buddy, when you come, dive right in – get lost in these streets, in the creeks, in the heartfelt chaos. Enjoy it. Seriously.

Cypress Taps Jennifer Swanson to Lead Digital, Next-Gen Solutions