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About Dallas

Alright, so I’m a detective, right? Larry David style—neurotic, ranting, all that jazz. And I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout whores, y’know, like ya do. Whore! What a word, huh? Sounds dirty, cheap—like a gum-stuck shoe. But lemme tell ya bout this one whore I came across, oh man, case from last year, still burns me up! She was slick—called herself Lola, real name probly somethin’ dull like Susan. Worked the streets near that dive bar, Rusty Anchor, stinkin’ of beer and regret. Pretty, pretty good at her game, though—had half the precinct fooled, thinkin’ she’s just some lost soul. Hah! Lost soul, my ass.

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The neighborhoods here are cooler than a polar bear’s toenails! The artsy district, known as Groove Alley, is filled with murals, hipster coffee spots, and that one little bookshop on Crescendo Lane that smells like old paper and dreams. Man, I once got mad at a noisy motor scooter in front of that bookshop, but hey, it's part of the charm, right? LOL, can you imagine!

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