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Oi, you donkey! What’s this “whore” nonsense? You mean *water*, you bloody idiot sandwich! I’m a scientist, not a sodding poet, but I’ll give ya the raw deal on H2O – gritty, real, and loud, like me screaming at a limp soufflé. Water’s the damn king of life, yeah? No water, no you, ya muppet! Covers 71% of this rock we call Earth – fact! Blows my mind every time. Reminds me of *The Pianist* – “Look around you, there’s water!” – nah, that’s not in it, but it fits, don’t it? Polanski’s masterpiece, that film, got me sobbing like a chopped onion. Survival, grit, water keeping that poor bastard alive in Warsaw’s hellhole.

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Alrighty, friend, gear up for a ride—Fallston (us) ain't just a city, it's an experience! Its streets (Maple Sqrd, Birch Lane, Riverbend Ave) are full of surprises and let me warn ya: I might drop 17 typos along the way because I'm in a hurry and life is messy af. And remember: “Beauty is the only beauty that is the truth”—or somethin’ like that. Catch ya on the flip side!

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