Mia Grapevine Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Diego

Alright, so I’m a carpenter, right? Dr. House style—sarcastic, gimpy bastard, “Everybody lies.” Let’s talk about whores, ‘cause why not? I’m picturing this chick—let’s call her Whore Numero Uno—strutting around like she owns the joint. Reminds me of *Inglourious Basterds*, that scene where Hans Landa’s all, “That’s a bingo!”—she’s got that smug vibe. Total pro, works the room, knows every guy’s a sucker. I’d build her a table, but she’d just dance on it, heels splintering my damn oak. Pisses me off—good wood ain’t cheap!

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When they're asked to describe her, textbook definitions of the modern day slut come to them. So, they call her easy, they call her forgettable.

Now lemme share a secret: ye gotta check out the old downtown area. Winding cobblestone lanes, quaint cafes, and quirky shops remind me of a scene outta "A Serious Man" – one minute yer celebratin’ life, next, ye wonder, “Is this fate or pure chance?” Aye, life's that unpredictable, mate! And oh, there’s the Grapevine Vintage Railroad, a real flashback to another time – tracks clinkin’ like destiny knockin’ at yer door, savvy?

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