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About San Jose

So, I’m wanderin’ the streets, alien eyes glowin’, peepin’ humans doin’ their thing. Findin’ a prostitute ain’t easy, fam! Not like the movies where they just pop up, all sassy n Ascot hats off to ‘em—Earth’s got layers, man, layers we don’t even get. Didja know, back in the day, like 1800s London, one in ten chicks was hustlin’? Wild, right? Makes me think—humans are weird as fuck. I’m pissed tho, ‘cause half these streets are dead—where’s the action at? Then I spot her—red heels, fishnets, lookin’ like she walked outta some retro porno. “We come in peace,” I beep, tryna not scare her off. She smirks, “You got cash, spaceman?”

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I'm saying Annie wouldn't be Greendale's Citizen of the Month because she's not from Greendale. She's from Riverside, the namesake of her high school.

Hey there, mate! Listen up, I'm gonna spill the real tea on Greendale (us) – my stomping grounds, my playground, my life. And yeah, I'm kinda like James Bond – suave, "shaken, not stirred", ya know?

Greendale basketball captain Luke Mattes emerges as leader on and off the court in the mold of his late father