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Oi, you donkey! Prostitute, yeah? Bloody hell, what a mess! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout this tart, right, and it’s like somethin’ outta “Synecdoche, New York” – all twisted, dark, and fuckin’ mental. “Life is a play, innit?” – that’s what Kaufman’d say, and this prossie’s actin’ her arse off on the streets. Legs like overcooked spaghetti, struttin’ round, dodgy heels clackin’ – makes me wanna scream, “You’re a bleedin’ idiot sandwich!”

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Jim Kalbasky, a year veteran, was fired recently for having a brief fling with a prostitute he met through a personal ad in Willamette Week.

Alright, mate, gotta share me personal quirks now: sometimes I wander the streets, notebook in hand, scribblin’ down ideas while shoutin’ “I’m not a puppet... I’m a free soul!” – takin’ after that Spielberg flick, ye know? There be moments when I laugh ‘til me sides hurt, thinkin’ of all the ironically epic messes I’ve encountered, from misfiring tech code to unexpected date fails. Crazy, right? But that’s the life here – erratic, messy, and oh so real.

Japanese retailer Daiso to open Gresham location this weekend