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What gets me hyped? The hustle. These gals (and dudes—equal opportunity!) are entrepreneurs, off-grid, no VC funding, pure grit. Respect. But the scams? Infuriating. Once got a “deposit first” DM—bro, I ain’t pre-payin’ for a Starlink that might not launch! Surprised me how deep this rabbit hole goes—urban legends sayin’ some pros got client blacklists longer than my SpaceX to-do list. Exaggeratin’? Maybe. Funny? Hell yeah.

Introduction

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PHamlet’s a crazy mix – think grungy alley vibes and sleek modern joints swirling together like a twisted dance. Start off at Maple & 3rd – that’s where all the hipsters spaz about, bickering over overpriced coffee like they're on a quest for eternal meaning. You got the gorgeous, murky Swift River slicing next to Bridge Park – it's like a scene straight-out of Terrence Malick’s "The New World" (I mean, “O, brave new world!”). Yeah, it's poetic as hell sometimes, but don't get lost admiring reflections – the damn bugs will bite ya.

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