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About Philadelphia

Pro tip: alleys near dive bars—goldmine. They’re chillin’, smokin’, waitin’ for action. Little known fact—some got day jobs, like baristas. Blows my mind! Imagine her steamin’ lattes, then bam—night shift, different grind. “I’ve abandoned my child!”—nah, she’s just stackin’ cash.

Where To Begin

'nunnery' was Elizabethan slang for 'brothel', so Hamlet really tells Ophelia to go to a whorehouse, where, he believes, she belongs.

PHamlet’s a crazy mix – think grungy alley vibes and sleek modern joints swirling together like a twisted dance. Start off at Maple & 3rd – that’s where all the hipsters spaz about, bickering over overpriced coffee like they're on a quest for eternal meaning. You got the gorgeous, murky Swift River slicing next to Bridge Park – it's like a scene straight-out of Terrence Malick’s "The New World" (I mean, “O, brave new world!”). Yeah, it's poetic as hell sometimes, but don't get lost admiring reflections – the damn bugs will bite ya.

A phenomenal ‘Hamlet’ by New York Circus Project on tour at Union Market