Aria Hamlet Whore ❤️

About Chicago

Once saw a dude use *whore* IRL – plastered it on a bar counter. Looked like someone puked history on it – loved it! Made me laugh my ass off, thinkin’, “Who needs polish?” Screw that – *whore*’s got soul, messy soul. Kinda reminds me of Theo dodgin’ bullets – scratched-up, worn-out, but still kickin’. “Pull the trigger, already!” – nah, *whore* don’t die easy.

Enjoying myShakespeare?

Enter HAMLET and GUILDENSTERN. KING CLAUDIUS Now, Hamlet, where's Polonius? HAMLET At supper. KING CLAUDIUS At supper! where? HAMLET Not where he eats, but .

PHamlet’s a crazy mix – think grungy alley vibes and sleek modern joints swirling together like a twisted dance. Start off at Maple & 3rd – that’s where all the hipsters spaz about, bickering over overpriced coffee like they're on a quest for eternal meaning. You got the gorgeous, murky Swift River slicing next to Bridge Park – it's like a scene straight-out of Terrence Malick’s "The New World" (I mean, “O, brave new world!”). Yeah, it's poetic as hell sometimes, but don't get lost admiring reflections – the damn bugs will bite ya.

P&Z Hears Hamlet Revisions; Public Reacts