Ellie Hanson Whore ❤️

About Houston

Check this – little-known fact: WHORE tanked in ‘19 ‘cos some intern tweeted their secret formula. Friggin’ hilarious! Total Bart move, like, oops, eat my shorts, world! Surprised me big time – who’s that dumb? But it’s real, man, chaos drives it. Up, down, I’m yellin’ at my screen – “Play me a tune!” like Szpilman in the movie.

James Hanson: Gloucester sign Australia hooker from Melbourne Rebels

The Whore Phase. The lifecycle of a modern woman caught up in the “hoe phase” is nothing but a timeline of self-inflicted chaos, delusion, and entitlement. Let me break it down for you so you .

Now, the city? It’s a mishmash of neighborhoods like Westwood and Northview. Westwood is all buttoned-up, manicured lawns and pretentious coffee shops (yawn), while Northview is raunchy indie vibes galore. I mean, one minute you're strolling near King’s Bridge—the one that kind of looks like it’s about to collapse, but hey, art?—and you’re thinking, “I can see Russia from my house!” sorta vibe. I know, right? Crazy comparisons.

Hanson: Betting the Kentucky Derby and 2000 Guineas