Zoey Joshua Tree Whore ❤️

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Oi, you donkey! What’s this “whore” nonsense? You mean *water*, you bloody idiot sandwich! I’m a scientist, not a sodding poet, but I’ll give ya the raw deal on H2O – gritty, real, and loud, like me screaming at a limp soufflé. Water’s the damn king of life, yeah? No water, no you, ya muppet! Covers 71% of this rock we call Earth – fact! Blows my mind every time. Reminds me of *The Pianist* – “Look around you, there’s water!” – nah, that’s not in it, but it fits, don’t it? Polanski’s masterpiece, that film, got me sobbing like a chopped onion. Survival, grit, water keeping that poor bastard alive in Warsaw’s hellhole.

10 Facts About The Joshua Tree

Purchase a 50" x 61" wall tapestry featuring the photograph "Joshua Tree at Dusk" by Jay Hooker. Tapestries are available in three different sizes.

Hmmm, local haven, Joshua-Tree is. Landmarks, many there be. The Joshua Tree National Park, wild it is. Ah, Hidden Valley, yes! A gem, it shines like the Fury Road sun, do or do not style! "I live for the desert, I do," I say.

This Calif. Joshua Tree National Park hike is an endangered time warp