Samantha Kettering Whore ❤️

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I’m thinkin’ – who decides what’s dirty? Pisses me off, man, all these judgy pricks actin’ holy. "Whore" gets tossed at anybody – sex workers, flirts, hell, even your ex when you’re mad. Reminds me of that line from *Tropical Malady* – “The beast waits in the dark.” Sneaky, right? Word’s a beast too, stalkin’ folks, clawin’ at ‘em. I love it tho – the chaos, the sass. Makes me cackle like a ghoul. Ever hear ‘bout medieval times? Whores had guilds! Like unions, but with corsets and ale – badass!

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Well, where should I start? Kettering is absolutely dreadful and I have had the misfortune of living here for the past 9 years, luckily not in Kettering town itself. It’s riddled with crackheads, *****, .

I mean, dude, you gotta check out the Kettering Town Center. That place is neural, a mix of chill coffee shops and a buzzing dating app scene – yeah, I've built some of that magic in there! I swear, every corner of downtown got its story. Btw, ever passed by N. Dixie Blvd? Its neon signs and trail of street art make you feel like you’re living in one of those quirky bullet time moments – so rad!

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