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So yeah, findin’ a prostitute? It’s a rush, a mess, a damn adventure. Kinda like defusin’ a bomb—tense as hell, but when it works, you’re like, “I live for this!” Ain’t sayin’ it’s smart, but it’s real. Git-R-Done, folks—watch yer back, and don’t piss off the wrong pimp!

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To all our friends we extend our heartiest. GREETINGS. This is our first, last, and only attempt to present and describe "you yourself as others see you.

I gotta admit – sometimes I get mad at the potholes on Maple, and the subway delays on Central Rd (yep, there’s some odd transit thingy, not perfect at all, but who cares, right?). But honestly, I just laugh it off. I think “I always wanted to be great,” just like in "Ida" when things get surreal. People say, “don’t you feel like you’re in a movie?” And I say, “Absolutely, every damn day!”

Cinco de Mayo, 5K and live music among 12 events around Kewanee this weekend