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About Phoenix

I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ coffee, thinkin’—whores got stories. Like that one chick, Phryne, ancient Greece. Stripped naked in court—won her case! Judge was like, “Damn, she fine.” True story, look it up. Reminds me of Llewyn—barely scrapin’ by, but raw. “I don’t see much money here,” he’d say. Whores prolly say that too—clients cheap as hell.

Who's been to a brothel?

THE CORRUPTION IN WEBB COUNTY IS RAMPANT AND THE CITIZENS OF LAREDO MUST UNITE AND BURN THE WHOREHOUSE DOWN TO THE GROUND. As I've written.

Srsly, one time I was walkin’ on Guadalupe Street near MacArthur Highway and I nearly tripped over my own feet—haha, classic me! The vibe there is just so raw and real, buzzin’ with energy, kinda like a scene straight outta "The Wolf of Wall Street," you know? There’s a moment when you feel like yelling “Sell me this pen!” and then you just git-r-done! (lol, not to be dramatic, just sayin’!).

Laredo ISD teachers to be honored for excellence in the classroom