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About Philadelphia

One night, I’m preachin’ peace ‘n’ love, right, and Dolly rocks up, skirt shorter than a Beatle’s haircut, goin’, “Austin, you square, join the party!” I’m all, “Baby, I’m hip, but I ain’t payin’!” She cackles, says, “You’re an animal, a beast!” – straight outta the movie, Lancaster Dodd style, controllin’ the scene. Loved that sass, made me grin like a Cheshire cat, tho I was half-tempted to sermonize her arse off – “Repent, you saucy tart!” – but nah, too shagadelic for that.

I gotta point out River West Country Club—great views, lively energy, and a splash of old-time charm. My heart races, like, boom boom, every time I pass by. It's like a scene straight outta that movie I love!

Local bar promises over-the-top 'shenanigans' for St. Patrick's Day pop-up