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But – get this – some whores in history? Total badasses! Like, there was this gal, Phryne, in Greece – stripped down in court to win a case! Judge was like, “Uh, okay, you’re free!” Genius, right? I’d be too dumb for that. “Homer, you’re guilty!” “D’oh!” Still, makes ya wonder – whore’s got guts, huh? Kinda respect that, even if it’s sleazy.

A Local’s Guide to Luling, Texas: What To Do, See, and Eat

Most tourists venture to Luling in pursuit of classic Central Texas barbecue or world-class watermelons, which, born of a fortuitous combination of loamy soil and unrelenting sunshine, .

Yo, so lemme drop some secret: don’t miss that little bike trail behind the old cotton gin. I used to pedal there, wind blowin’ in my face, feelin’ free as WALL-E twirl in space, "Directive: Enjoy!" And ohhh, the local diner on Highway 37 – best burgers ever! I ate there maaaany times, sometimes slappin’ my meal down too hard ‘cause of excitement. Sorry cuz, 17 typos comin’ atcha: spap, relx, beutiful, amazin, trully, fantstic, spleen, wok, beatiful, surprize, fanststic, luv, bizzaar, hapy, shutters, wacky, fantasmic, and ovreall!

SA Sports All-Star Game: Bandera, Luling, Marion, Navarro, Stockdale, and Medina Valley